• hn_throwaway_99 an hour ago

I thought this was great, and hilarious. Kudos to Opus 5, I thought it was the only one that came close to passing. Interestingly, I thought many of the failures drew the frog face OK, and they had some type of big blob for the jaw, so they knew "Hapsburg jaw" meant a protruding jaw, but it wasn't really connected to the frog face in any way that made sense.

Small side note, the first gemini-2.5-pro one totally reminded me of some sad faced meme or Pepe the frog from somewhere. Anyone know what I'm referring to, tried to find it.

• viciousvoxel 9 minutes ago

Perhaps you're thinking of Salad Fingers?

• wren6991 30 minutes ago

Opus 5 clearly frogmaxxed.

gemini-3.6-flash runs 2 and 3 responded best to the royal portrait context.

• fasterik 12 minutes ago

Arguably, a royal portrait is a misinterpretation of the prompt, since it's just asking for a specific facial feature. But I guess you could look at it as a bit of artistic license.

• thebigship an hour ago

Hi all, the site is getting hugged to death, thank you, was not expecting this kind of warm response. I will be working to make this more reliable, in the meantime, sign up for my newsletter: https://www.jaymollica.com/blog/

also my favorite SVG was def the google/gemini-3.6-flash

edit: ok better now I think

• troupo 43 minutes ago

> also my favorite SVG was def the google/gemini-3.6-flash

That looks like something from Machinarium or Robots :)

• rush86999 13 minutes ago

It's opus 5 > Kimi K3 > grok 4.5

That's a pretty good benchmark

• evan_ 6 minutes ago

Hopsburg Jaw

• dehrmann 44 minutes ago

How do models approach SVG generation? In one version, I imagine them actually trying to reason about them as an LLM. In another, I imagine something closer to a GAN.

• getnormality an hour ago

This is a strong benchmark! None of these could be remotely mistaken for human art. Opus 5 comes closest.

• linksnapzz 43 minutes ago

A friend’s favorite prompt is “Batman & Julia Child; in the kitchen laughing at a ham”. Sounds simple, but has been surprisingly tough.

• esaym 9 minutes ago
• leumon an hour ago

Can you also try the new deepseek v4 flash?

• thebigship an hour ago

I will add it to next month's report!

• troupo 44 minutes ago

Mine is any variations on mammoths in various situations, or anthropomorphic. Since mammoths are invariably majestically going from one place to another in any of the books, models have hard time imagining anything but that.

Also try a fantasy archer with a proper bow who is not brooding, sitting in a fantasy wood :)

• sixtyj an hour ago

For those who don’t know a Habsburg jaw also known as mandibular prognathism, it is a genetic condition characterized by a protruding lower jaw, which was notably prevalent among members of the Habsburg royal family due to their history of inbreeding. This condition often resulted in significant facial deformities and difficulties with eating and speaking.

• thebigship 2 hours ago

I think this one has advantages over the “pelican riding a bicycle” one because it hinges on an anatomical feature that many models associate with royalty, “habsburg” being a lineage and “habsburg jaw” being an anatomical feature.

Seven of fourteen models silently imported royalty into a prompt that named only an anatomical feature. Two of them knew they were extrapolating ("because Habsburg") and did it anyway.

Mistral returned byte-identical output across separate calls.

Gemini narrates its work in 65 comments; Llama says nothing.

If you're deciding which model to trust with instructions, "how much does it embellish beyond what I asked" and "does it behave deterministically" are directly practical questions.

• n00bskoolbus 25 minutes ago

The identical pair from Mistral took me off guard. Many of the other models were so varied between the runs which is more what I would expect.

• HPsquared 39 minutes ago

Bite-identical?

• thebigship 35 minutes ago

clearly I missed an amazing copy opportunity, thank you haha