• scun 3 hours ago

> The results revealed that Jonathan has “unique gene variants in most aging pathways” including DNA repair, insulin regulation, mitochondrial function, and “low entropy” methylation, reports the study.

min-maxing longevity vs speed and charisma

• luipugs 2 hours ago

I dunno, I think he's pretty charismatic. He has all these researchers wanting to spend time with him.

• scun 2 hours ago

Sure but biologists will talk to anything. You know what happened to the other tortoises? Bored to death.

• throwaway2046 10 minutes ago
• Ancalagon 3 hours ago

He doesn't look a day over 90!

• F3nd0 41 minutes ago

> He doesn't look a day over 90!

He still has quite a ways to go to 1485715964481761497309522733620825737885569961284688766942216863704985393094065876545992131370884059645617234469978112000000000000000000000. :-)

• totetsu an hour ago

Why was the us space force involved?

• gumby an hour ago

He has a pm unusually large volume and has been around an unusually long time and they are the group responsible for anomalies in space-time.

• calacatta an hour ago

Every couple Summers

Me and a couple hunters

Like to row in from the Isle of

Astonishing M*erf*ers

• samudrijan 3 hours ago

In the Leftovers people think living in Jarden is why they were left. Maybe St Helena is the new Jarden.

• dyauspitr 3 hours ago

Interesting so the oldest land animal hasn’t cracked 200 but stuff that lives in the sea can go for five or 600 years or more.

• mrheosuper 36 minutes ago

Maybe leaving the water is a mistake...

• epolanski 3 hours ago

There's sharks out there that are much older than the United States.

And sponges older than pyramids.

• loloquwowndueo an hour ago

Older than the United States hahaha.

Remember the saying : in the US, 100 years is a long time; in Europe, 100km is a long distance.

• tick_tock_tick 5 minutes ago

Isn't the USA older then pretty much every country in Europe? Maybe the UK could be considered older depending on how you count it and San Marino is there but all the other major ones like Germany, Italy, France, Spain, etc aren't even 100.

• rootusrootus 21 minutes ago

How pedantic can we be? There are a number of countries in Europe younger than the United States...

• autoexec 25 minutes ago

It's still pretty long in the US. Over an hour by car, and even for people who bicycle regularly riding a century is no joke.

• rootusrootus 18 minutes ago

By that same sort of metric, 100 years is a long time in Europe, too. Not too many people live that long.

• antonvs 2 hours ago

> Stephen Clark, an aging researcher

Shouldn’t they find a younger researcher?

• repeekad 2 hours ago

> the samples were delivered from Saint Helena to Florida by the U.S. Space Force.

...why space force?

• sublinear 2 hours ago

It's a remote area and USSF has operations in nearby Ascension Island.

• fnordpiglet 2 hours ago

Because Trump, Musk, et al are hoping to live forever but their lifestyle is not very forgiving - hence all haste.

• kQq9oHeAz6wLLS 43 minutes ago

Y'all see Trump and Elon in everything.

• verdverm 2 hours ago

he's so old, he's completely lost the hare /j

• pil0u 3 hours ago

Can't we just appreciate that exceptionality as it is?

Somehow, I wish we would leave that creature alone. For once.

• fnordpiglet an hour ago

They did opt to swab his mouth rather than draw blood to minimize his discomfort. That seems like a pretty reasonable compromise for the value of learning and science

• KylerAce an hour ago

Because a spit swab is so invasive?